Category Archives: Quotes

Comedy Central scoops network news on “Climate-Gate” scandal

Poor Al Gore. Global warming completely debunked via the very Internet you invented. Oh, oh, the irony.

Quote from Jon Stewart on Tuesday’s “The Daily Show” about the growing controversy over faked research reports about global warming.

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A funny line from comedy writer Alex Kaseberg

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers had to place Dirk Johnson and Torrie Cox on injured reserve. The last time a Cox and a Johnson were hurt was when Adam Lambert’s tour bus hit a pot hole.

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Why the double standard?

President Obama traveled to Ft. Hood today to attend a memorial service for those slain there last Thursday. I was struck by something he said during his prepared remarks:

But this much we do know – no faith justifies these murderous and craven acts; no just and loving God looks upon them with favor.

It appears the president is treating this horrendous act as a murder committed by a nut. He is quick to discount the strong possibility that terrorism is involved.

He was certainly quick to render judgment on the Cambridge, Massachusetts police department last summer:

…that the Cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home.

Why the double standard? Political correctness? Please, Mr. President, be consistent in your message.

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The Wolf Man (1941)

Lisa and I watched The Wolf Man the other night. The movie stars Lon Chaney as Lawrence Talbot (who becomes the Wolf Man). Claude Rains plays his father, Sir John Talbot, and has one of the more famous lines in cinema history.

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Finance Committee Democrat Won’t Read Text of Health Bill

I don’t expect to actually read the legislative language because reading the legislative language is among the more confusing things I’ve ever read in my life,” Carper told

At least this senator is honest about not reading the health reform bill. I wonder if any legislator plans on reading it?

What a bunch of tools!!!

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Wrigley Fields

Chicago Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields have named their baby boy: Wrigley Fields. He’s a healthy baby boy but they will have to put his food in a blender one month a year because he will have a tendency to choke in September.

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Beck to Couric: Obama Better Than McCain, Hillary Better Than Both

Fox News, I wrote, is like the bar in “The Blues Brothers” that has “both kinds of music: country and western.” That is, it does so well in part because it brings under one umbrella several different kinds of conservative. There’s Neil Cavuto’s Wall Street, big-business conservatism, Mike Huckabee’s religious conservatism, Sean Hannity’s party-line Republicanism, Bill O’Reilly’s grouchy reactionariness—and now, touching a hot-button in the year of budget stimuli, Glenn Beck’s conservative (and paranoid) libertarianism.

I like this quote!

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George Burns on cigars

“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman — or a bad woman — it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns

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Congresswoman Says “The Constitution Doesn’t Cover Everything”

The article in its entirety:

If you had any doubts about the level of historical and legal ignorance, not to mention arrogance, among our feckless leaders, I give you Congresswoman Carol Shea-Porter representing the 1st District of New Hampshire:

Caller Dennis from Manchester asked Shea-Porter during a broadcast on WGIR radio, “I just wanted to know where it says in the Constitution that the Democratic Party, and the Republican Party for that matter, can pretty much do what they’re trying to do?”

“I would point out to you that in the Constitution it also does not say the government can build roads or should build roads,” Shea-Porter replied. “It also doesn’t say the government should make sure the drugs are safe. It doesn’t say the government should look at airplanes to make sure they are safe to get on. It doesn’t say we should have a police force in Manchester.”

“So, the Constitution did not cover everything,” Shea-Porter concluded.

Well, Congresswoman, let me introduce you to Article I, Section 8. That’s the part of the Constitution that sets forth the powers that Congress, and by extension the entire Federal Government, actually has. After you’ve read that, I’d suggest taking look at the Tenth Amendment: “The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.”

That means that if the Constitution doesn’t say that Congress can do, then Congress can’t do it, and that such powers are left to the states to exercise, or to the people themselves. And, if the Constitution doesn’t “cover” something in the sense that it doesn’t specifically authorize it, that means that Congress can’t do it.

While you’re there take a glance up at the Ninth Amendment: “The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.”

That means that the fact that a right isn’t specifically listed in the Constitution doesn’t mean that it doesn’t exist.

Now about those examples of yours…….

Creating roads, regulating drugs, and ensuring airline safety can pretty easily be seen to be exercises of Congressional authority under the Interstate Commerce Clause of Article I, Section 8. With respect to roads, it’s worth noting that Section 8 also specifically authorizes the creation of “post roads,” although it would admittedly be stretching that particular provision of the Constitution beyond it’s reasonable limits.

As for the last one, a police force for the City of Manchester, New Hampshire isn’t “covered” by the Constitution because it’s something that Congress has absolutely no authority over, that’s something that falls under the general police powers that the States retained under the Tenth Amendment.

As a Representative from one of the original Thirteen Colonies, one would think that Porter would have the intelligence and historical memory that even a 5th Grader would have about the basic structure of our government. Although, given how dishonorably Congress has acted over the years when it comes to respecting the limits on it’s power, I can’t say that I’m at all surprised or that I think that Porter’s attitude is all that uncommon.

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Cubs lose to Nationals 15-6 —

While the Cash for Clunkers program ended Monday, the Cubs continued to roll out their lemons Tuesday night at Wrigley Field.

This is a clever lead-in for the article!

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